Ham

Most of the floor is obsessed with a movie called Riki-Oh!, and a lot of people started watching it tonight in the lounge. There were a few of us--namely Matt, Brian, Scott, and myself--who wanted to watch something else. So we all went to Matt's room and put in American Psycho.

About halfway through, my current roommate Alex had joined us, and then a little while later, the other Alex (my roommate from last year) knocked on the door. Now first of all, you have to realize that Alex is the epitome of manliness. For example, on move-in day I mentioned something to him about having a lot of boxes to carry up and his answer was "well I'm in--that sounds manly."

So, Alex knocks on the door and comes in, holding this strange object that is roughly the size of Alex's head. So Matt naturally asks, "what the fuck is that?"

Alex looks at the object in his hand and in a completely matter-of-fact tone, he says "It's my ham."

Alex is walking into the room eating a gigantic, five-pound mass of raw ham.



This thing could feed entire families for Christmas, and Alex is just walking around eating it raw.

The entire room busted out in fits of laughter, and we did not stop lasting for at least five full minutes. Meanwhile, Alex just stood there with a completely confused look on his face, continuing to periodically eat his ham.

Verdict: Best. Night. Ever.